You can be completely submerged by dark clouds, turn one corner and there’s the sun.
*I’m a boss ass bitch plays in the background*
What A Catch, Donnie [Acoustic]
Artist: Fall Out Boy
it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
WHOANIGHT VALE APPLES
But Jolly Ranchers have a habit of gluing your fucking teeth together.
What’s wrong with you? Where do I begin?
THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME